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Karaoke, can be a word that holds many weird connotations. At first, I never really tried it, and admittingly, I was a bit scared to try it since I knew I had a really bad singing voice. I didn't want to make a total fool of myself.

But I am a very open minded person willing to give things a shot and in group situations, I will do what I can to fit in and try to do the socially prudent thing and join in with the groups outings.

Soon, I realized it isn't so much that you are good at singing that made karaoke. It was how well you adjust to change and how well you adapt to changing events. I was amazed at how Dan and Rob were such excellent karaoke'ers. Again, not because they took any voice classes or are part of any band or know how to play any music instruments. It was because they were able to improvise and make a laugh out it. See some of the samples below to see what I mean.

Now I don't fear going to karaoke. Actually, I find it to be a very educational socially. It is a definite must to help build up your social humility. Gives you a big boost to your self-confidence.

Please feel free to browse around my links and songs. The music files are encoded using Lame MP3 Layer 1 at 32bits & 11Khz to keep the file sizes small.

Click on the song you would like to listen to.

This table is a compilation of the WORST karaokes. For a longer list of songs, click here.

Title Of Song

Original Artist

Performed By

Good or Bad or Even Worse

YMCA

Village People

group @ Fonda's party

This song is the worst all time mutilated songs that we ever brutalized.  It starts off normal but trust me we went right off the deep end...

Barbie Girl

Aqua

group @ William's Party

Ok, this song had everything go wrong with it.

Fly Me To The Moon

Frank Sinatra

group @ William's Party

Ok, we only really picked this because it is the ending theme song for Neon Genesis Evangelion.  But man, did we ever mess this one up.

Glory Of Love

Peter Cetera

Rob, Dan, Chad @ William's Party

This is what happens when Cartman (South Park) and Jar-Jar (Star Wars) sing a song in karaoke.
Baby Hit Me One More Time Britney Spears Rob Oh I am sure Britney Spears would sound like this if she smoked too much and had throat cancer and had her larynex removed.

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Starship

Rob, Dan, Chad @ William's Party

Ok, it started fine, but when we had to hit those hard notes, they said forget it, and then the song deteriorated....

Staying Alive

Bee Gees

Rob, Dan @ William's Party

Ok, a rather better attempt to hit Barry Gibb's high notes.   

A second attempt at Staying Alive @ Victor's Party.

Take On Me

A-Ha

group @ Fonda's party

You know THAT note is really hard for guys to hit.  Well, this is what happens when a bunch of guys tried...  Plug your ears!!!

A second attempt of  Take On Me  was at Harvey's party.  This version was not much better.

Careless Whispers

Wham

group @ Harvey's Party

Brutal mutilation of a love song... Oh yea...

We Are The World

USA For Africa

group @ Harvey's Party

Alright, the song started ok when we started to alternate the lines that each of the different artists were suppose to sing.  However, the song dragged on and on and on, and that is when we started dying....  Oh, what a horrible death....

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

William Shatner (Beatles)

James, Rob, Feron, Chad

Oh, yes, we have all been to William Shatner's Starfleet School of Acting. "Jim, I'm a doctor not a singer!"

Beat It

Michael Jackson

Warren, William at Victor's Party

Heck, if Barry Gibb wasn't hard enough to do, Michael Jackson's voice is even harder to match.

Don't Speak

No Doubt

William at William's party

I was just going to do this song normally because I heard the remix of it. As I was practicing the song, I just realized how perverted the song is, or rather... could be... hehehe...

Pretty Fly For A White Guy

Offspring

group at Victor's Party

Ah yes, rap songs like this and Eminiem are just mindless reading off of the screen. It really shows why rappers need no singing talent.

You Can Do Magic America William at my party Ok, it isn't really horrible, but I forgot the lyrics mid-way through the song.
 

Click on the song you would like to listen to.

This table is a compilation of the BEST (Better/Passable) karaokes. For a longer list of songs, click here.

Title Of Song

Original Artist

Performed By

Gooder or Better or Bester

Phantom Of The Opera

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Rob, Anna at William's Party

This song was done really well.  Anna's voice held up with all the screaming!

Staying Alive

Bee Gees

Rob, Dan at William's Party

Ok, a rather better attempt to hit Barry Gibb's high notes.   

Forever Love

X - Japan

John, Anna, Rob at William's Party

This was a long ballad, but it was well done.  Well, even though they were goofing around during the instrumental solos.

Sweet Dreams

Air Supply

William at William's Party

This is one of my better performances.  I even did that real long hold note in the middle of the song.

In The Heat Of The Night

Sandra

William

Ok, I did a pretty good job shifting my voice to take account for the male and female lines.   Maybe someday I can do this song in Chinese.  NOT...

Spaceman Came Traveling

Chris DeBurgh

William, Elick

This is a powerful Christmas song.   Thanks to the help of Elick's great voice, we did an awesome job of the rounds on this one.

Sekai Juu No Dare Yori Kitto

Miho Nakayama with Wands

Elick, Miwa

Ok, not only does Elick have a voice for karaoke, he knows his Japanese well enough to do an uptempo version of this song as it came out a little faster than he was use to.   Great adlib...

All Out Of Love

Air Supply

William, Elick at Rob's Party

Although, later Elick's voice gave out, he has a great singing voice. Puts mine to shame.   He does a great job with that hanging note near the end of the song too!

One I Love

REM

Rob, Chad, and James at Daisuke's Party

This song turns out to be one of the good songs that requires a good set of backup singers.   We had a little bit of feedback but it was ok.

I Want You

Savage Garden

Megan

She did a great job with this song, since the lyrics on the screen are actually out of sync to the song so she sang most of this song with her eyes closed.

Queen

James, Feron at Rob's Party

God, these guys know this song TOO well. They even got all the lyrics that didn't come up on the screen.

Angel Queen

Dara Sedaka

William at William's Party

This is actually my second attempt at this song.  This time I tried to regulate my voice a bit better because of the high notes.  I think I did ok.

This is my first attempt at Angel Queen @ Victor's party.

America

William at Rob's Party

This is actually my second time doing this song at Mike's. This time I got it closer than my first time. Well, kind maybe.....

Ole Ole

Ricky Martin

"Kentaro" Feron at Daisuke's Party

A "big" person with a great vocal strength and man, does he have control even when he has to do the Spanish lyrics.

China Girl

David Bowie

William

Bowie has a nice deep voice in this song so I tried to keep it low and close to the microphone.

True

Spandau Ballet

Rob

Maybe it is because he is British he can do this song. This has become one of his standards.

Anzen Chitai

Daisuke's 2003 party

Daisuke on leads with me as a backup. One the best shots at a Japanese song.

Namie Amuro
Anna
even got the rap part
Howard Jones
William Mix
I used a multi-track mixinng program to lay my voice(s) along this song.

 


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Fonda's Going Away Party Karaoke  (Mar 18, 2000) at Mike's Karaoke

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

It's Not Unusual

Tom Jones

Rob & Fonda

Rob does a good job of that low voice.

Take On Me

A-Ha

group

You know THAT note is really hard for guys to hit.  Well, this is what happens when a bunch of guys tried...  Plug your ears!!!

YMCA

Village People

group

This song is the worst all time mutilated songs that we ever brutalized.  It starts off normal but trust me we went right off the deep end...

 

William's 33rd Birthday Party Karaoke  (May 2000) at Mike's Karaoke

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Barbie Girl

Aqua

group

Ok, this song had everything go wrong with it.

Fly Me To The Moon

Frank Sinatra

group

Ok, we only really picked this because it is the ending theme song for Neon Genesis Evangelion.  But man, did we ever mess this one up.

Glory Of Love

Peter Cetera

Rob, Dan, Chad

This is what happens when Cartman (South Park) and Jar-Jar (Star Wars) sing a song in karaoke.

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Starship

Rob, Dan, Chad

Ok, it started fine, but when we had to hit those hard notes, they said forget it, and then the song deteriorated....

Phantom Of The Opera

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Rob, Anna

This song was done really well.  Anna's voice held up with all the screaming!

Staying Alive

Bee Gees

Rob, Dan

Ok, a rather better attempt to hit Barry Gibb's high notes.   

Forever Love

X - Japan

John, Anna, Rob

This was a long ballad, but it was well done.  Well, even though they were goofing around during the instrumental solos.

You Can Do Magic America William I forgot how the song went and then I couldn't get back on track. I thank Anna for helping me out.

William's 36th Birthday Party Karaoke  (May 31st, 2003) at Icon Karaoke

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Angel Queen

Dara Sedaka

William

This is actually my second attempt at this song.  This time I tried to regulate my voice a bit better because of the high notes.  I think I did ok.

In The Heat Of The Night

Sandra

William

Ok, I did a pretty good job shifting my voice to take account for the male and female lines.   Maybe someday I can do this song in Chinese.  NOT...

Spaceman Came Traveling

Chris DeBurgh

William, Elick

This is a powerful Christmas song.   Thanks to the help of Elick's great voice, we did an awesome job of the rounds on this one.

Sekai Juu No Dare Yori Kitto

Miho Nakayama with Wands

Elick, Miwa

Ok, not only does Elick have a voice for karaoke, he knows his Japanese well enough to do an uptempo version of this song as it came out a little faster than he was use to.   Miwa is Japanese, however she is a bit shy and quiet.  Great adlib job...

William's 35th Birthday at Mike's Karaoke (06/01/2002)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Don't Speak

No Doubt

William (Birthday boy)

I was just going to do this song normally because I heard the remix of it. As I was practicing the song, I just realized how perverted the song is, or rather... could be... hehehe...

Toy Soldiers

Martika

William

After botching up a song, I tried and do one right.

I Want You

Savage Garden

Megan

She did a great job with this song, since the lyrics on the screen are actually out of sync to the song so she sang most of this song with her eyes closed.

Smooth Criminal

Alien Ant Farm (Michael Jackson)

James, Rob

The MJ version is hard enough to do as it is with his voice, now try and do it with a bit more punk!

 

Harvey's 24th Birthday Party at Kobininya Karaoke (June 21, 2002)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Take On Me

A-ha

group

One of the hardest songs to sing for a guy, because of that one damn note.....

Shout!

Tears For Fears

group

At Kobininya, the you order drinks with your room. It gets really rowdy with a room full of drunks. (at least a few anyway...)

Living On A Prayer

Bonjovi

group

One or the more easier songs for a group to do. Woow, Woow, woow...

Careless Whispers

Wham

group

Brutal mutilation of a love song... Oh yea...

That's The Way

KC And The Sunshine Band

group

If it wasn't for the fact most of us did Dance Dance Revolution....

 

Harvey's 25th Birthday Party at Kobininya Karaoke (June 28, 2003)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

We Are The World

USA For Africa

group

Alright, the song started ok when we started to alternate the lines that each of the different artists were suppose to sing.  However, the song dragged on and on and on, and that is when we started dying....  Oh, what a horrible death....

 

Rob's 28th Birthday Party at Mike's Karaoke (12/1/2001)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

All Out Of Love

Air Supply

William, Elick

Although, later Elick's voice gave out, he has a great singing voice. Puts mine to shame.

Ole Ole

Ricky Martin

"Kentaro" Feron

A "big" person with a great vocal strength and man, does he have control even when he has to do the Spanish lyrics.

Bohiemian Rhapsody

Queen

James, Feron

God, these guys know this song TOO well. They even got all the lyrics that didn't come up on the screen.

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

William Shatner (Beatles)

James, Rob, Feron, Chad

Oh, yes, we have all been to William Shatner's Starfleet School of Acting. "Jim, I'm a doctor not a singer!"

Don't You Forget About Me

Simple Minds

Rob (birthday boy)

He does a great version of this song.

You Can Do Magic

America

William

This is actually my second time doing this song at Mike's. This time I got it closer than my first time. Well, kind maybe.....

Baby Hit Me One More Time Britney Spears Rob Do you think Cartman from South Park can sing? Yea, I didn't think so...
 

Victor's 24th Birthday Party at DaDiDa Karaoke (Aug 30th, 2002)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Staying Alive

Bee Gees

group

Not many people has got a voice like Barry Gibb. None of us do... and you can hear how that sounds..

Beat It

Michael Jackson

Warren, William

Heck, if Barry Gibb wasn't hard enough to do, Michael Jackson's voice is even harder to match.

Pretty Fly For A White Guy

Offspring

group

Ah yes, rap songs like this and Eminiem are just mindless reading off of the screen. It really shows why rappers need no singing talent.

You Are Not Alone

Modern Talking

William, Victor (birthday boy)

Ok, one of the few occasion, Victor sings. It is also an example of how one just reads rap of the screen. Just babble and mumble and ramble on.

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

Aerosmith (from Armageddon Soundtrack)

Warren, Hieu

Ah, yes. How to mangle a love song.

Angel Queen

Dara Sedaka (from Queen of 1000 Years Movie)

William

An incredibly obscure song, with video footage from Expo 86. I was very surprised that they had it. Unfortunately, my vocal range is beyond what she could sing.

 

Karaoke Night During the Transit Strike at Mike's Karaoke (Nov 2001)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

I Can Dream About You

Dan Hartman

William

Sure it wasn't break dancing music but never the less it was catchy and in a range I could probably hit. sort of....

China Girl

David Bowie

William

Bowie has a nice deep voice in this song so I tried to keep it low and close to the microphone.

True

Spandau Ballet

Rob

Maybe it is because he is British he can do this song. This has become one of his standards.

 

William's 34th Birthday Party Karaoke  (June 1st, 2001) at Mike's Karaoke

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Sweet Dreams

Air Supply

William

This is one of my better performances.  I even did that real long hold note in the middle of the song.

 

Daisuke's Birthday Party at Mike's Karaoke (Sept 2002)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

One I Love

REM

Rob, Chad, and James

This song turns out to be one of the good songs that requires a good set of backup singers.   We had a little bit of feedback but it was ok.

Daisuke's Birthday Party at Konbinna's Karaoke (Sept 2003)

Song Name

Original Artist

Performed By

Notes

Hello Sadness

Maison Ikkoku OP1

Daisuke, William

The first of a number of anime theme songs we were to sing this evening.

Gatchaman

Gatchaman (Battle Of The Planets)

Daisuke, William

Fortunately, this was as sentai as we got.

Sasae-San

Sasae-San OP 1

Daisuke, William

A very fun song.

Suki-sa

Anzen Chitai

Daisuke, William

One of my favourite Japanese songs. One the best shots at a Japanese song.

Karaoke Venues

Mike's Karaoke

Located in Metrotown, this is by far the one we most commonly go to. It has the largest selection of English music and has the best equipment. It also has a tape deck, for you to do recordings of your sessions. Japanese and Chinese selections are quite extensive too. Unfortunately, they closed up in 2002.

Kobininya Karaoke

Located in downtown Vancouver on Robson Street on top of a convience store, we tried this a few times. The equipment is kind of old, not very loud and very midi sounding. The selection of music is mostly Japanese but there is some English songs and actually, there are some English stuff that a lot of other places don't. What impressed me was how much 80's bands like Hall And Oates, they had. No tape recording devices supplied. You also have to order at least a drink a person for the room.

Da Di Da Karaoke

Located in Richmond on top of a network gaming room, this place has a rather slick computerized menu for their choices. However, this made the browsing a little hard to do at the beginning. Also Japanese songs were harder to access since they were Chinese-ized. English selection was a bit lacking, but it did have a few really obscure songs. Also no tape recording devices supplied.

Karaoke In A Closet

Actually this is a nickname I gave it but it describes it well. Made by a www.coinworld.co.kr, they put a karaoke machine in a closet with a recording set up. The UBC arcade and Space Rush Arcades had them. The one from Rush got moved downtown to Lion's Lair. Again, midi sounding, and the recording on the supplied machine has too much midi and not enough you singing. Mostly Korean songs with some Japanese and some English. They have some more obscure 80's bands but they have Heavy Metal bands like "Def Leppard" and Eurodisco bands like Modern Talking, Baccara and FR David. The recorder that is in the unit tends to record a high volume on the background midi and a low volume of your voice. I just used another tape recorder to record the opposite, high vocal with almost no midi. I took the two tracks and merged them together.

Icon Karaoke

A new venue that opened in Richmond.  They had a great setup on a computer but the TV screen was 50+ inches.  Also had quite of few songs that I didn't really see anywhere else, "In The Heat Of the Night" and "Spaceman Came Traveling" were some of them.

Sing Sing Karaoke

On Kingsway in Queens Plaza. It has changed ownership a few times, and had incidents of gang violence. But in 2003, we had tried it out again, and it has by far the best ANIME collection of songs of anyone. Make sure you ask for the "DAM" book. (pun). Other than that, there is also a rather fun scoring system which is also kinda funny. Some of the updated books does contain some songs I haven't seen elsewhere like Scorpians "Rock You Like A Hurricane" and Colin found all the Linkin Park, and Rob found his Jamariqui. Unfortunately, due to Asian gang bangers, the place closed down.